The following bulleted list is a set of rules that members of UberGeek must follow in order to keep this site a peaceful meeting place for Geeks. Please don't abuse the rules. It will force me to come over to your house and exhibit great strength and power while I beat your face to a fine red mist. Oh...hrm...wait...I'm to Geeky to be able to do that...perhaps you'd just get banned, but that is just as bad as a decent pummeling. Without further ado. The RULES:

• No Geek should be continually flamed. All flaming must be kept off of message boards, group e-mailings, blogs, etc. Those who flame will be warned but if flaming continues, they will be Critted by a +5 Vorpal Toothpick and banned for a time.
• Spamming. It's bad. Don't spam anyone...especially the site's owner, Matthew. If you do choose to walk that dark path, you will promptly be subjugated to Barney re-runs until your eyes bleed.
• Blogs, while there for you to express your feelings and tidbits of your life...they are not a receptacle for flames, pr0n, uber-dark bad thoughts, or related. Those who the moderators feel that have passed the boundries of all that is pure and good, will be warned. If blog posts continue to be un-Geekly, you can expect a short banning accompanied with a fat, wrinkly, old woman swatting your behind in a kinky fashion with a whip. *cringes*
• Be kind.
• Shower.
• Don't 'load' your dice rolls.
• Flatulence will not be tolerated.